Pilot Interaction...it's what makes Eve so different from other MMORPGs. In the "Sandbox", great and wonderful things can happen. And on the flip side, dark and horrible things can happen also.
We, as Ninjas, can have a L A S T I N G impact on our fellow pod pilots.
Take this poor guy. One bad decision can change your game experience for months. (Try that in WOW - ain't happening)
Private Convo Starts:
Urkal > how may i help you
idk706 > im still upset with you for what you did 105 days ago
Urkal > wait let me check
Urkal > o yes i remember :) the sansa side
Urkal > funny thing was i didnt realize how expensive your ship was back then
idk706 > i hate you.......
idk706 > im so...sad...
Urkal > have you been able to replace it yet?
idk706 > fuck no
idk706 > im down to 20 mil, mining ice ina retreiver
Urkal > yikes well what have you been doing since then?
idk706 > you ruined my eve life destroying that billion isk ship...it was my investment
idk706 > training fora chimera....
idk706 > making an honest living and just mining....
Urkal > well couldnt you have like gotten into a maelstrom or raven and missioned again to replace it?
idk706 > i cant fly minmmie ships, and i dont have torpedo skills....i trained all my sp into turrets....thats why my skills are so advanced in that genre
Urkal > yea get into a tempest and mission again
Urkal > although i could understand why you wouldnt again
idk706 > you dont understand the sorrow and grief i experienced
Urkal > can you try to explain?
Urkal > what did you do the second after?
idk706 > I was scolded by my superiors
Urkal > really?
idk706 > right after that, i took a break, for a little while
idk706 > yes, really
idk706 > it was literally the sadest day of my life....i thought i cried, but im sure i didnt
Urkal > didnt you shoot at me and then warp out to find me at the first room
Urkal > then you scared me off and went back in the second
Urkal > and thats where i found you?
idk706 > i shot you because my corpies told me to, i shot you because that was our hard work that you were just simply taking away from us....then you come back to destroy it even more
Urkal > yea sorry about that i almost picked your buddy instead of you but id never seen a nightmare before
Urkal > at least you and your corp wont bother ninjas again
idk706 > we have people for ninjas now
idk706 > people like me, i destroy people that steal our corps hard earned salvage
Urkal > wait you guys made a special team just for me?
idk706 > for ninjas and can tippers all around
idk706 > they call in people for back up, we come in
idk706 > thats why my only combat ship is a cruiser
Urkal > ahhh so they come in with disruptor and kill the ninjas
idk706 > webbs ofcourse because you bastards are oh so fast with your little mwds and vigils
idk706 > i loved that ship urkal
idk706 > me and that ship have been together a while...
Urkal > good times with it?
idk706 > very, i remember when i first bought it, i started armor tanking it, heh, bad mistake
idk706 > getting ownd ina L4 solo, but i pulled through, refitted and kicked ass when i got that dread booster
idk706 > i would give anything to have it again....
Urkal > youll get another some day
idk706 > i hope.....i really do
Urkal > how long does a mission runner/miner take to get that much?
idk706 > when u killed me, you told me, u scanned me before and saw my [Faction] shield booste,r and wanted it
Urkal > yea i did
Urkal > i wanted to sell it for quick isk
idk706 > well, ice mining is 7.25mil and hr with prestige ice mining skills in a mackinaw, so about 1300hrs of mining, on average a mission gives out 10mil in bounty/salvage/and loot, but it varies so about 100 missions witch are about 45-1hr each
Urkal > you should ninja
idk706 > no, i dont want bad standings, besides were forbidden to do any can tipping/ninja salvaging and scamming in our corp
Urkal > well they should help you replace your ship
Urkal > for telling you to shoot me in your dreamship
idk706 > its been to long now, people have forgotten, besides they denied that request, since it was to expensive to replace
idk706 > did you use t2 repeating artillery and torps on me?
Urkal > torps all the way
idk706 > because i was tanking that missions, witch i rarely do plus you armor tanked...with has high resist against my lasers
Urkal > yea you had no chance i knew your resists and your damage
Urkal > just a bad call to shoot and not leave
idk706 > i didnt know youd come back in a fucking phoon fitted against me
Urkal > not many people do
Urkal > :) its how i make a living
idk706 > besides, i thought id pop you, but my tracking wasnt as good
idk706 > thats sad
idk706 > damn, its almost 10, gunna finish this cycle, get some dinner then go do some drugs i guess and drink some beer and fuck my wife....
Urkal > LOL
Urkal > alright man, ill seeya later i truely am sorry
We, as Ninjas, can have a L A S T I N G impact on our fellow pod pilots.
Take this poor guy. One bad decision can change your game experience for months. (Try that in WOW - ain't happening)
Private Convo Starts:
Urkal > how may i help you
idk706 > im still upset with you for what you did 105 days ago
Urkal > wait let me check
Urkal > o yes i remember :) the sansa side
Urkal > funny thing was i didnt realize how expensive your ship was back then
idk706 > i hate you.......
idk706 > im so...sad...
Urkal > have you been able to replace it yet?
idk706 > fuck no
idk706 > im down to 20 mil, mining ice ina retreiver
Urkal > yikes well what have you been doing since then?
idk706 > you ruined my eve life destroying that billion isk ship...it was my investment
idk706 > training fora chimera....
idk706 > making an honest living and just mining....
Urkal > well couldnt you have like gotten into a maelstrom or raven and missioned again to replace it?
idk706 > i cant fly minmmie ships, and i dont have torpedo skills....i trained all my sp into turrets....thats why my skills are so advanced in that genre
Urkal > yea get into a tempest and mission again
Urkal > although i could understand why you wouldnt again
idk706 > you dont understand the sorrow and grief i experienced
Urkal > can you try to explain?
Urkal > what did you do the second after?
idk706 > I was scolded by my superiors
Urkal > really?
idk706 > right after that, i took a break, for a little while
idk706 > yes, really
idk706 > it was literally the sadest day of my life....i thought i cried, but im sure i didnt
Urkal > didnt you shoot at me and then warp out to find me at the first room
Urkal > then you scared me off and went back in the second
Urkal > and thats where i found you?
idk706 > i shot you because my corpies told me to, i shot you because that was our hard work that you were just simply taking away from us....then you come back to destroy it even more
Urkal > yea sorry about that i almost picked your buddy instead of you but id never seen a nightmare before
Urkal > at least you and your corp wont bother ninjas again
idk706 > we have people for ninjas now
idk706 > people like me, i destroy people that steal our corps hard earned salvage
Urkal > wait you guys made a special team just for me?
idk706 > for ninjas and can tippers all around
idk706 > they call in people for back up, we come in
idk706 > thats why my only combat ship is a cruiser
Urkal > ahhh so they come in with disruptor and kill the ninjas
idk706 > webbs ofcourse because you bastards are oh so fast with your little mwds and vigils
idk706 > i loved that ship urkal
idk706 > me and that ship have been together a while...
Urkal > good times with it?
idk706 > very, i remember when i first bought it, i started armor tanking it, heh, bad mistake
idk706 > getting ownd ina L4 solo, but i pulled through, refitted and kicked ass when i got that dread booster
idk706 > i would give anything to have it again....
Urkal > youll get another some day
idk706 > i hope.....i really do
Urkal > how long does a mission runner/miner take to get that much?
idk706 > when u killed me, you told me, u scanned me before and saw my [Faction] shield booste,r and wanted it
Urkal > yea i did
Urkal > i wanted to sell it for quick isk
idk706 > well, ice mining is 7.25mil and hr with prestige ice mining skills in a mackinaw, so about 1300hrs of mining, on average a mission gives out 10mil in bounty/salvage/and loot, but it varies so about 100 missions witch are about 45-1hr each
Urkal > you should ninja
idk706 > no, i dont want bad standings, besides were forbidden to do any can tipping/ninja salvaging and scamming in our corp
Urkal > well they should help you replace your ship
Urkal > for telling you to shoot me in your dreamship
idk706 > its been to long now, people have forgotten, besides they denied that request, since it was to expensive to replace
idk706 > did you use t2 repeating artillery and torps on me?
Urkal > torps all the way
idk706 > because i was tanking that missions, witch i rarely do plus you armor tanked...with has high resist against my lasers
Urkal > yea you had no chance i knew your resists and your damage
Urkal > just a bad call to shoot and not leave
idk706 > i didnt know youd come back in a fucking phoon fitted against me
Urkal > not many people do
Urkal > :) its how i make a living
idk706 > besides, i thought id pop you, but my tracking wasnt as good
idk706 > thats sad
idk706 > damn, its almost 10, gunna finish this cycle, get some dinner then go do some drugs i guess and drink some beer and fuck my wife....
Urkal > LOL
Urkal > alright man, ill seeya later i truely am sorry
End Transmission for the Trail o' Tears
Truely Epic Tear squirting there.
Haha! Was that guy for real? There were some great lines in there.
ReplyDeleteThis was epic.
ReplyDeleteI am in awe. Those tears were so tasty..
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