Bad, Worse, and Horrible

BAD

When you pay a Ninja 50 million to let your Navy Issue Raven go AND the Ninja keeps shooting you. RANSOM BETRAYAL!

WORSE

When you pay another 50 Million to the same Ninja that betrayed the first 50 Million, hoping this time he'll honor it. WRONG...more Betrayal! I mean, really. Is there no bottom to the ocean of stupidity!?

HORRIBLE

The realization that, after dumping 100 million, you are going to lose your ship. What kind of gut-wrenching anguish must be felt when you know you are a tard (another 50 million after the first Betrayal?) AND you decide to self-immolate your own Billion isk ship! Wow...just...wow.

Chat:

AOSA > what do you want
AOSA > money?
AOSA > I'll give
Van Drakk > yeah
Van Drakk > 50 mil should cover it
AOSA > hope much?
AOSA > hello
AOSA > how much?
Van Drakk > 50 mil
AOSA > stop shooting I promise I'll so it
AOSA > that was me
AOSA > k leave now

[Torps start firing again....ooops wrong button]

AOSA > dude what the hell do you want
AOSA > you win?
Van Drakk > 50 more mil and i swear ill leave you alone
AOSA > the stop
AOSA > I have
AOSA > it
Van Drakk > not until i get the money
Van Drakk > i wont stop
AOSA > let me warp
Van Drakk > not gonna let you warp
Van Drakk > i need the 50 mil first
AOSA > then how can i trust you?
Van Drakk > because im an honorable man
AOSA > Please?
AOSA > how about 1000000000.0
AOSA > I have that
AOSA > let me warp and its yours
AOSA > think about it
AOSA > I('m serious
AOSA > its my Blackops fund
AOSA > everything I have
Van Drakk > 50 mil right now or you die
AOSA > done
AOSA > well that was fun
AOSA > to bad
AOSA > I really do have that much
Van Drakk > i don't doubt that
Van Drakk > thanks for the money

[OMG! the Torps start again!!! Crazy]

[AOSA Initiates self destruct of his Navy Issue Raven]

AOSA > well glad your happy with your self
AOSA > btw was that my self destruct or you?
Van Drakk > your self destruct
AOSA > oh good
AOSA > not that it mattered
AOSA > I trying getting the other guy to take of the Mission bs
AOSA > then I'd have been nokay
AOSA > you know we could legit had a match?
AOSA > I have PvP ships
AOSA > so what don you do for a living?
AOSA > Oh come you don't like small talk?
AOSA > okay how about thisw one can I have 50mil back?
AOSA > lol
AOSA > you know you could've kept milking that
AOSA > that alt that I gave you money from has 3 bil
AOSA > lol
AOSA > do any WH ops? I do with that other account
Van Drakk > your tears fuel me nom nom nom
AOSA > good, good, more for me and you
AOSA > weird thing is months ago I'd have been pissed, but I'm really not
AOSA > lol
AOSA > I'm just talking to ya
Van Drakk > well i'm glad getting sodimized is ok with you
AOSA > figure why not
AOSA > yeah
AOSA > sodimzied
AOSA > you do know how pathetic that sounds
AOSA > so you're a rappist good job
AOSA > I'm proud for you
Van Drakk > more tears nom nom
AOSA > I hate you so much
Van Drakk > Tis' a shame, i like you lots, people like you make me rich

Van Drakk...a bright and upcoming terror in the SECT OR Ranks!

Latent Tears - Truely Epic Tears

Pilot Interaction...it's what makes Eve so different from other MMORPGs. In the "Sandbox", great and wonderful things can happen. And on the flip side, dark and horrible things can happen also.

We, as Ninjas, can have a L A S T I N G impact on our fellow pod pilots.

Take this poor guy. One bad decision can change your game experience for months. (Try that in WOW - ain't happening)

Private Convo Starts:

Urkal > how may i help you

idk706 > im still upset with you for what you did 105 days ago

Urkal > wait let me check

Urkal > o yes i remember :) the sansa side

Urkal > funny thing was i didnt realize how expensive your ship was back then

idk706 > i hate you.......

idk706 > im so...sad...

Urkal > have you been able to replace it yet?

idk706 > fuck no

idk706 > im down to 20 mil, mining ice ina retreiver

Urkal > yikes well what have you been doing since then?

idk706 > you ruined my eve life destroying that billion isk ship...it was my investment

idk706 > training fora chimera....

idk706 > making an honest living and just mining....

Urkal > well couldnt you have like gotten into a maelstrom or raven and missioned again to replace it?

idk706 > i cant fly minmmie ships, and i dont have torpedo skills....i trained all my sp into turrets....thats why my skills are so advanced in that genre

Urkal > yea get into a tempest and mission again

Urkal > although i could understand why you wouldnt again

idk706 > you dont understand the sorrow and grief i experienced

Urkal > can you try to explain?

Urkal > what did you do the second after?

idk706 > I was scolded by my superiors

Urkal > really?

idk706 > right after that, i took a break, for a little while

idk706 > yes, really

idk706 > it was literally the sadest day of my life....i thought i cried, but im sure i didnt

Urkal > didnt you shoot at me and then warp out to find me at the first room

Urkal > then you scared me off and went back in the second

Urkal > and thats where i found you?

idk706 > i shot you because my corpies told me to, i shot you because that was our hard work that you were just simply taking away from us....then you come back to destroy it even more

Urkal > yea sorry about that i almost picked your buddy instead of you but id never seen a nightmare before

Urkal > at least you and your corp wont bother ninjas again

idk706 > we have people for ninjas now

idk706 > people like me, i destroy people that steal our corps hard earned salvage

Urkal > wait you guys made a special team just for me?

idk706 > for ninjas and can tippers all around

idk706 > they call in people for back up, we come in

idk706 > thats why my only combat ship is a cruiser

Urkal > ahhh so they come in with disruptor and kill the ninjas

idk706 > webbs ofcourse because you bastards are oh so fast with your little mwds and vigils

idk706 > i loved that ship urkal

idk706 > me and that ship have been together a while...

Urkal > good times with it?

idk706 > very, i remember when i first bought it, i started armor tanking it, heh, bad mistake

idk706 > getting ownd ina L4 solo, but i pulled through, refitted and kicked ass when i got that dread booster

idk706 > i would give anything to have it again....

Urkal > youll get another some day

idk706 > i hope.....i really do

Urkal > how long does a mission runner/miner take to get that much?

idk706 > when u killed me, you told me, u scanned me before and saw my [Faction] shield booste,r and wanted it

Urkal > yea i did

Urkal > i wanted to sell it for quick isk

idk706 > well, ice mining is 7.25mil and hr with prestige ice mining skills in a mackinaw, so about 1300hrs of mining, on average a mission gives out 10mil in bounty/salvage/and loot, but it varies so about 100 missions witch are about 45-1hr each

Urkal > you should ninja

idk706 > no, i dont want bad standings, besides were forbidden to do any can tipping/ninja salvaging and scamming in our corp

Urkal > well they should help you replace your ship

Urkal > for telling you to shoot me in your dreamship

idk706 > its been to long now, people have forgotten, besides they denied that request, since it was to expensive to replace

idk706 > did you use t2 repeating artillery and torps on me?

Urkal > torps all the way

idk706 > because i was tanking that missions, witch i rarely do plus you armor tanked...with has high resist against my lasers

Urkal > yea you had no chance i knew your resists and your damage

Urkal > just a bad call to shoot and not leave

idk706 > i didnt know youd come back in a fucking phoon fitted against me

Urkal > not many people do

Urkal > :) its how i make a living

idk706 > besides, i thought id pop you, but my tracking wasnt as good

idk706 > thats sad

idk706 > damn, its almost 10, gunna finish this cycle, get some dinner then go do some drugs i guess and drink some beer and fuck my wife....

Urkal > LOL

Urkal > alright man, ill seeya later i truely am sorry

Killmail

End Transmission for the Trail o' Tears

Truely Epic Tear squirting there.