Tuesday, December 1, 2009

BOOM...our first kills


OK....I like PVP. Just got my first kills tonight. Our resident trouble maker, Urkal, got shot at and asked for RR support...I got my really poorly trained Ruppy and warped off to assist. He had a BC pinned down, but couldn't break his tank (because we're soo newbie still)...it was just a matter of time before Urkal's BS would have to retreat. Then the MR thought it would be a great idea to sic his drones on me. Um...now he's got two Ninjas that can shoot him. So I warp off to get my newbie Tech I BS. As I'm changing out my ship, a rifter comes to the aid of the BC MR stoopie who has bit off more than he can chew. Another Ninja shows up to keep Urkal's BS alive until I get back. I come back and add my DPS to the fight. 2xBS = the BC pops...then my heavy drones absolutely crush the Rifter. Wow...my heart was beating out of my chest. So much fun!

Here's the chat:


Urkal > if anyone doesnt want to salvage there mission ill do it for you and split it 50/50

[Urkal's patented..."invite me to your fleet and I'll steal all yo shit" ploy. After two months...people still fall for it...like tkaz1599 yesterday]

Marius Krolyk > Might want ot be carefull aboiut trying to loot wrecks from someone flying a drone boat

[He actually starts talking smack as he chases Urkal's Vigil away....ooops, the NEENJAHS return and ATTACK!]

Marius Krolyk > Wow took you a while and took 3 of ya.
Urkal > Tears.... mmmmmm..... Tears
Urkal > wana rep me
Urkal > ?
tkaz1599 > wow u n ur cloaker? [Urkal's earlier victim]
Marius Krolyk > Nah but takes a big man to call in 2 other pilots to take down a mission fitted bc in highsect
kaz1599 > hahaha lol
Marius Krolyk > Pretty lulzy
tkaz1599 > yah he cloaked himself and ganked me yesterday lol took a ganked typhoon to take my hurricane
Faytar > so let me get this straight then - you both still got ganked and it was by people who suck - what's that say about you?
Marius Krolyk > Hmmmm 3 pvp fitted ships vs a mission fitted bc..........
Marius Krolyk > Doesn't take much skill
Marius Krolyk > Sorry I did have help
Marius Krolyk > A rifter with no ammo
Marius Krolyk > lol
Faytar > lol - we haven't even fully trained half the skills needed to put up a fight
Faytar > you got ganked by the 3 stooges dude
Faytar > our rr ships ran out of cap in like 30 secs
Marius Krolyk > Yeah pretty much 3 stooges who apparently fail at math. 3>1

[Guess he forgot that he started the cascade of events by shooting, not one, but two ninjas! Stoopie! He was the designer of his own demise.]

Faytar > you mean .33+.33+.33 = 1
Marius Krolyk > And 3 PvP fits > 1 pve fit in pvp fight
Marius Krolyk > Granted if you jump into a fair fight you're doing it wrong but picking out folks in mission space is pretty damn low
Marius Krolyk > Hmmmm and my freebie ship is bugged. Great night for me I see
Faytar > all the current guidance is pretty clear - don't shoot ninjas unless you are ready and willing to get ganked, triple teamed, etc...
Marius Krolyk > Blah blah blah
Urkal > omg stop crying i cant eat anymore tears
Faytar > lol
Marius Krolyk > Wow you are so desperate for tears you are fabricating them
Marius Krolyk > Scroll back and try to comprehend (difficult I konw). And pat yourself on the back for needing 3 people to take out 1. And not even a gank kill. That crap when pretty damn slow
Marius Krolyk > My corpie switched ships and took 3 gates to get here
Marius Krolyk > And he didn't even bring any ammo!
Marius Krolyk > Which that was just full of win on his part BTW
Sarkor Nafaar > isn't that the definition of a tard?
Faytar > lol - he was nearly as effective as me and Sarkor and our 30 sec rep ships
Marius Krolyk > I'd like to disagreee but......
Faytar > lol
Marius Krolyk > Hell all he brought was a webber
Sarkor Nafaar > well...i know i got to train some more repair skills...those reppers ate some serious cap
Faytar > I think I repped one volley
Marius Krolyk > Yeah which is why I was hoping my corpie had a nos or destabilizer loaded........
Marius Krolyk > But alas
Faytar > it's kinda like I didn't repair him as much as I shined his windows
Sarkor Nafaar > yeah...that woulda hurt us big time

Granted these guys weren't the most stellar players in the world...we still were victorious. As I look back though, a Tech 2 BC player and some real help from a corpie who didn't forget ammo woulda probably kicked our asses...NINJA LUCK was on our side.