Ya never know what you'll find when you log into EVE...
On logging in recently...I peruse the screen. Hmmmm....SECT OR public channel blinking?
[We use this channel to communicate with local Ninja Corps so we can "assist" each other in our shenanigans]
Looks like time for some fun...
A friendly Ninja Corp, one system over, has a WTFROFL2CRAZYFIT Rattlesnake pinned down. However, the ganker can't break his tank. They are callin' for a GANK SQUAD to come in and turn the tide.
Bink! I recall that T.E.A.R.S has been doing some pretty funny ganking, as of late...lets put out the call.
Jump into Alliance Channel and tell the story...Rattlesnake pinned for 3 hours; 3000 torps fired; uber tank fueled by uber expensive faction gear...ninjas need assist to get this guy down....yadda...yadda.
Well, of course, the mention of faction loot and seriously ruining someone's day is too much for the Ninjas to handle...Gankers come out of the woodwork. Soon we are fielding a fleet of Gankpests/Ravens, etc...
Pretty simple really: Fleet up, meet at the Sun...Fleet Warp, Target, Fire...watch my ship wither under Concords' guns...go pop...quickly go to Security Status tab to see the damage [never been Concorded!]...laugh...try to calculate how long it will take to repair my SS....more laughing, much more laughing.
Success: Pop goes the BS
AND...great loot drops! Very profitable little operation.
But the pain keeps coming. The MR must of been AFK during the suicide gank. [yeah right, go figure...three hours watching some Raven try to bust your tank...gah, snore] His little pod never warped away. 3+ Billion isk ship means....that's right sports fans...probably really expensive implants. Poof! Pod is no more. However, a one-way ticket to .5 space for Zavulon Sukkot. :-(
Lesson for everyone...Never, Ever Shoot a Ninja.
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