WTFWHEREDIDMAHOREGO?

The scourge of the system...aptly named: WTFWHEREDIDMAHOREGO. A hauler designed to warp on top of a jetcan, take ALL the ore in it, and warp away...time on station: 2 secs. Found this on battleclinic: http://eve.battleclinic.com/loadout/28484-Mammoth-wtfwhostolemyore.html

This thing is pretty funny...I can't fly a Mammoth yet, but my Hoarder does just as well.

Was bored and flying around laying waste to Jetcan'ers, when I came across a crafty miner. She saw me come in and take a full load of ore. 6591 m3...sports fans! Yarr!

No tears in local...huh?!? Afk miner? So, what the heck...lots of ore in that can...lets go for another round. Warp back in, right on top of the can, setting up for another "full load" theft. Where did she go? Don't care...

[Aligning to base...right click, select all...drag to my cargo...]

BOOM! In warps...i'm guessing, a bad-ass Rifter to teach me a lesson. [Mash Warp button harder] In comes the scram...nada. Warp Core stabilizer ftw! Away I go...

She's obviously pissed...in local, she begs me to come back...

Being a douchebag that I am...[Warp to 0]

[I see you - dopey miner in a Rifter!]

Rinse/Repeat: Warp In, Align, Fill-up the hold, no more can...you lose, War...p!

BOOM!...another scram attempt. Har! 2x Core Stabs FTW. Warp away successful!

All she said in local was..."Ah, you have two points...sigh" Guess that scrambler she quickly fitted didn't work so well...dee dee dee.

Yep...another successful day of preying on the stupid.