Thursday, February 11, 2010

How to silence a Dimwit...


This guy, Cercis, whined for an hour...tears are one thing, but "Old Faithful" tears are another. Notice: Little prompting from our corpies to get tears. These were just his free-flowing tears:

[ 2010.02.10 22:55:24 ]
Cercis InoAtari > come out to playyyyyy
Birdman Ravo > There were 3, not 2.
Cercis InoAtari > ya i know
Cercis InoAtari > lol they neuted me
Birdman Ravo > I miss the old days, when 1 vs 1 really meant it.
Cercis InoAtari > ya
tsukubasteve > why not invite some friends to play then?
Cercis InoAtari > well like i said
Cercis InoAtari > theyre holed up
tsukubasteve > or even the odds with some heavy dps and logistics..
Cercis InoAtari > like cougars children
Cercis InoAtari > playin with their moms dentures
Cercis InoAtari > what can i say?
Birdman Ravo > Again with the cougars... =p
Van Drakk > you want to fight again?
Cercis InoAtari > u missed it m8
Van Drakk > you get in your big bad ship now eh?
Cercis InoAtari > hehe
Cercis InoAtari > urkal....
Cercis InoAtari > bring your friends
Birdman Ravo > Victory for Cercis?
Cercis InoAtari > yes
Cercis InoAtari > i won
Cercis InoAtari > and now i want him to bring his friends
Birdman Ravo > Typhoon went pop?
Cercis InoAtari > and know i will kill them all
Cercis InoAtari > i want it too
Cercis InoAtari > but its hiding
Cercis InoAtari > urkal
Cercis InoAtari > come
Cercis InoAtari > bring ur friensd
Birdman Ravo > HAHA. Panzy ass pirates. Link me the killmails when you're done, I'll post it on the forums. =)
Cercis InoAtari > lemme give them all an ass whoopin
Birdman Ravo > Sad thing is, if they left 1vs1 as it was, they could have avoided this humiliation.
Cercis InoAtari > indeed
Cercis InoAtari > i wanna kil all 3 of them and this time im willing to take em all on
Cercis InoAtari > knowing in fact that i will be
Cercis InoAtari > im out here waiting
igso1001 > the respect is grather than a ship
igso1001 > lol
igso1001 > finish what you have started
igso1001 > my opinion
Cercis InoAtari > agreed
igso1001 > stoled from your cargo?
Cercis InoAtari > i bit more than that m8\
Cercis InoAtari > u missed the dealio
igso1001 > inescapavel - have fun stealing from cargos
igso1001 > :)
Cercis InoAtari > sarkor
Cercis InoAtari > im desiorious to fight you
Cercis InoAtari > go get ur best pvp ship
Cercis InoAtari > and comekick my ass
Jaynis Kobb > I don't think he will
Jaynis Kobb > Him and his corp haven't learned their lesson from fucking with the wrong people. Jaynis Kobb > They got wardecced before and station camped.
Cercis InoAtari > lol
Cercis InoAtari > well today i have my sik pvp boat here
Jaynis Kobb > Another time, they tried to take down a Raven.
Cercis InoAtari > and i reqallllly want one or more of them to show
Cercis InoAtari > frigates
Cercis InoAtari > or bs
Cercis InoAtari > dont matter
Cercis InoAtari > theres some peeps gonna die around here
Jaynis Kobb > They think they're pirates, but they're too much of carebears to go into low sec
Jaynis Kobb > And apparently they aren't good enough to get into Suddenly Ninjas
Jaynis Kobb > :p
Cercis InoAtari > i been to low sec
igso1000 > rats are staiyng sillent
Slymah > dont kill me! im just a noob doing missions
Cercis InoAtari > its harsh
Cercis InoAtari > but doable
Cercis InoAtari > lol
Cercis InoAtari > im getting the feeling this corp isnt liked around here
Cercis InoAtari > i say people should join me if interested
Cercis InoAtari > i will leave my corp just to fight them
Cercis InoAtari > i dont care
Jaynis Kobb > I don't give a fulip about them. I jsut find the whole thing funny to watch. :]
igso1000 > inescapa is in the system
igso1000 > same corp?
Jaynis Kobb > Yup.
Cercis InoAtari > yes
Jaynis Kobb > Never seen him before, msut be a new guy.
Cercis InoAtari > ya
Cercis InoAtari > they r getting some peeps to gather and fight me
Cercis InoAtari > so looks like im gonna be ganged
Cercis InoAtari > lol
Cercis InoAtari > loosers
Cercis InoAtari > lmao
igso1000 > don't think so
igso1000 > rats stay hidden
Cercis InoAtari > lol
igso1000 > chickens
Cercis InoAtari > urkal
Cercis InoAtari > come out to play with your ceo
Cercis InoAtari > plz and thank you
Cercis InoAtari > i have some dentures here for you...
Cercis InoAtari > see killing my ishkur was a mistake
Cercis InoAtari > now im going to make it my thing to haunt ur m8s while im here
Cercis InoAtari > and iom staying for a long time
igso1000 > :))
igso1000 > what have the done?
Jaynis Kobb > They're woulda be Ninjas
igso1000 > they*
Jaynis Kobb > Who prey on the weaker new guys doing lvl1s around here
igso1000 > did it for mee to
igso1000 > bud ignered them
igso1000 > cercis how they poped you?
Jaynis Kobb > No he popped them apaprently..lol
igso1000 > aham
igso1000 > going to sleep - nothing is happening here :)
Cercis InoAtari > oi
Cercis InoAtari > i killed the rifter but
Cercis InoAtari > they brought in a phoon
Cercis InoAtari > and suked me cap: (
Cercis InoAtari > that wont happen again
Cercis InoAtari > i can promise u
Birdman Ravo > At this rate, the aggression time will run out.
March rabbit > hi all
Birdman Ravo > Rabbit you missed the drama! War! Lasers! Frigates!
Birdman Ravo > So Sarkor, your rage embodies itself in you bumping his ship in a vigil?
Cercis InoAtari > lol
Cercis InoAtari > its not over yet
Cercis InoAtari > hes still circling me
Cercis InoAtari > the ceo
Cercis InoAtari > is playing chicken
Cercis InoAtari > that just proves
Birdman Ravo > Docking for something to drop.
Cercis InoAtari > THEIR CORP
Cercis InoAtari > i alrdy droppped em something
Cercis InoAtari > they r too scarred
Birdman Ravo > qasd do you farm this plex every day, or only when I show up?
[ 2010.02.11 00:12:58 ]

Time to put this guy in his place... he's been crying for a hour!

Sarkor Nafaar > For those just joining us...here is the TLDR: Dope falls for 1v1 vs. three day old rifter...brings T2 Frig, kills nub rifter, ooo I'm so leet!..OMG a tarp!...Dope's T2 Frig pops...Dopey cries incessantly...yadda, yadda. Call them scared...but you r a tard.

Well sports fans...not another peep outta this guy all night.

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