Saturday, January 14, 2012

Re-negotiation....squeeze 'em


When negotiating, information is power.

[ 2012.01.11 22:43:39 ] Urkal > tag you it :)
[ 2012.01.11 22:43:44 ] CJ Anderson > are you bored or something?
[ 2012.01.11 22:43:48 ] Urkal > yea
[ 2012.01.11 22:43:54 ] CJ Anderson > seems like
[ 2012.01.11 22:44:10 ] Urkal > just going to steal your mission item and sell it back to you
[ 2012.01.11 22:45:14 ] CJ Anderson > wow... never heard of this strategy before...
[ 2012.01.11 22:45:45 ] CJ Anderson > but when i dont shoot the guys there will be no item for you
[ 2012.01.11 22:46:02 ] Urkal > yea true ill get corpies to run it
[ 2012.01.11 22:46:07 ] Urkal > and take them if you log off
[ 2012.01.11 22:46:12 ] Urkal > so your stuck with me
[ 2012.01.11 22:46:44 ] Urkal > ill stop stealing when i get enough isk to buy a bigger ship
[ 2012.01.11 22:47:12 ] CJ Anderson > 2y old toon with no money?
[ 2012.01.11 22:47:26 ] CJ Anderson > congratulations
[ 2012.01.11 22:47:27 ] Urkal > yea i havent been playing straight just on breaks
[ 2012.01.11 22:47:45 ] Urkal > and stealing doesnt make much
[ 2012.01.11 22:48:07 ] CJ Anderson > so, why youre doing it, when its not profitable?[ 2012.01.11 22:48:21 ] Urkal > nothing else to do
[ 2012.01.11 22:48:24 ] Urkal > bordem
[ 2012.01.11 22:48:37 ] CJ Anderson > we had that already...
[ 2012.01.11 22:48:39 ] Urkal > its fun to not know if you are going to die or not
[ 2012.01.11 22:49:14 ] CJ Anderson > k, get your mates here, and do my mission
[ 2012.01.11 22:49:21 ] CJ Anderson > i'll take the standing hit
[ 2012.01.11 22:49:36 ] Urkal > alright you have to wait till they log on
[ 2012.01.11 22:49:43 ] CJ Anderson > lol
[ 2012.01.11 22:49:45 ] Urkal > thats why im bored
[ 2012.01.11 22:49:49 ] CJ Anderson > for sure
[ 2012.01.11 22:50:05 ] CJ Anderson > im sitting here for hours with you, waiting for your friends
[ 2012.01.11 22:50:08 ] Urkal > how about a game
[ 2012.01.11 22:50:17 ] CJ Anderson > tell me
[ 2012.01.11 22:50:36 ] Urkal > you get one shot, if you do any kind of damage at all ill leave you alone for the rest of the week
[ 2012.01.11 22:50:47 ] Urkal > if you miss i get to salvage everything
[ 2012.01.11 22:50:52 ] Urkal > and you get your mission item
[ 2012.01.11 22:51:42 ] CJ Anderson > 0.0997252 rad/s are unhittable for 1400mm's -> bad deal for me
[ 2012.01.11 22:52:25 ] Urkal > what if i get some distance
[ 2012.01.11 22:52:47 ] CJ Anderson > you just have to fullstop your ship
[ 2012.01.11 22:52:58 ] CJ Anderson > do drones count too?
[ 2012.01.11 22:53:06 ] Urkal > hmm well then thats a bad deal for me too
[ 2012.01.11 22:53:17 ] Urkal > how about you drop a can with a piece of ammo
[ 2012.01.11 22:53:29 ] Urkal > and i have 10 seconds to run from your drones
[ 2012.01.11 22:53:38 ] Urkal > if they can catch me ill leave
[ 2012.01.11 22:53:45 ] CJ Anderson > meh
[ 2012.01.11 22:53:47 ] Urkal > if they cant i get the salvage everything
[ 2012.01.11 22:53:50 ] CJ Anderson > not a good game
[ 2012.01.11 22:54:12 ] Urkal > hmm
[ 2012.01.11 22:54:38 ] CJ Anderson > other deal: you get the salvage an all the loot you can carry, and i get the mission item
[ 2012.01.11 22:54:46 ] Urkal > ok lets see if i can live for 15 seconds
[ 2012.01.11 22:54:59 ] Urkal > and ill just orbit you
[ 2012.01.11 22:55:07 ] Urkal > i need to test my tank anyway
[ 2012.01.11 22:55:20 ] Urkal > you have lights right?
[ 2012.01.11 22:55:35 ] CJ Anderson > yepp
[ 2012.01.11 22:55:49 ] Urkal > dam ive never had those things sicked on me
[ 2012.01.11 22:56:27 ] Urkal > lol small arms
[ 2012.01.11 22:56:37 ] CJ Anderson > .P
[ 2012.01.11 22:57:22 ] Urkal > ready

He bites and shoots...

[ 2012.01.11 23:05:38 ] Urkal > so you can pay me 30 million isk and ill release you
[ 2012.01.11 23:08:24 ] CJ Anderson > aha, and i should trust you
[ 2012.01.11 23:08:28 ] CJ Anderson > ?
[ 2012.01.11 23:09:12 ] Urkal > yes
[ 2012.01.11 23:13:45 ] CJ Anderson > :/
[ 2012.01.11 23:14:13 ] Urkal > well i just scanned you
[ 2012.01.11 23:14:20 ] Urkal > and you have very nice gear
[ 2012.01.11 23:14:31 ] Urkal > the price just went up
[ 2012.01.11 23:14:33 ] CJ Anderson > and you have 30mill
[ 2012.01.11 23:14:40 ] Urkal > lol not now i know what you have
[ 2012.01.11 23:14:45 ] Urkal > ill be needing 100 mill

He has shineys...and Urkal wants them.


[ 2012.01.11 23:15:20 ] CJ Anderson > and after that 100 mill ?
[ 2012.01.11 23:15:23 ] CJ Anderson > 500?
[ 2012.01.11 23:15:27 ] CJ Anderson > or what?
[ 2012.01.11 23:17:01 ] CJ Anderson > ????
[ 2012.01.11 23:17:23 ] Urkal > i meant 200 mill so 100 more will be fine
[ 2012.01.11 23:17:33 ] CJ Anderson > im broken
[ 2012.01.11 23:17:39 ] CJ Anderson > nno money anymore
[ 2012.01.11 23:17:55 ] Urkal > how much you have?
[ 2012.01.11 23:18:04 ] CJ Anderson > 2000000 left6
[ 2012.01.11 23:18:06 ] CJ Anderson > left
[ 2012.01.11 23:18:14 ] Urkal > ok that will have to do
[ 2012.01.11 23:19:00 ] Urkal > now you die
[ 2012.01.11 23:24:13 ] CJ Anderson > i hope you earn a lot of money with the loot

30 + 100 + 2 million ransom + loss of ship = sad care-bear.