Saturday, January 23, 2010

Save me the trouble...


So...I scan down a Machariel in a Worlds Collide mission...and start taking his stuff. I'm alittle nervous if he shoots, don't know if my gankboat is up to the task of taking this big thing down...and no corpies around to lend RR support.

Then to my horror...one of the NPC frigates scrams him...strange!?! Why wouldn't you kill those first? Um...he's going....going...BOOM. Wow...I just watched some tard lose a billion+ isk ship. ROFL!

So...me thinks to myself..."Sark, what kind of modules does a Machariel have?" [simultaneuosly directing my Vigil to the slagheap of his really expensive wreck]

Muah ha ha...MINE MINE MINE

FACTION LOOTZ!

To add insult to injury...I send the guy a mail to add salt to the wound and try for some tears...



Salvage Bill - PO# 3456543
From: Sarkor Nafaar
Sent: 2010.01.21 02:05
To: Vasani,

Dear Sir/Ma'am:

Please remit the sum of 20million isk for service rendered:

-Hazardous Waste Disposal: (Live ammo left from Machariel destroyed) 5million
-Salvage Service: Disposl of clutter from mission site 5million
-Module Reclamation (3x Faction Cannons, 2x Faction Gyrostabs) 5million
-Navigation Hazard Marking and Buoy Rental: 5million

Please make checks payable to:

SECT OR Salvage Services, Inc.
Illinfrik
Pator Station


Sigh...no tears, but lots o' isk in my wallet.

You want what?


A refund? What?!?...you got to be kidding, dude. Check out his guy:

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killed after paying ransom
From: Hostile Jones
Sent: 2010.01.05 18:06
To: Sarkor Nafaar,

ONE OF YOUR PIRITES HELD ME FOR RANSOM TODAY 20 MIL ISK I PAID THEN HE KILLED ME ANYWAY HIS NAME IS URKAL. sorry for caps ay any rate is that the reputation your corp wants that even if you pay ransom they kill you i lost around 50 mil in isk from ship plus the 20 mil i paid him not alot but still 70 mil is 70 mil isk i would like it if you have him pay me 70 mil thanks
Hostile Jones

Ps was thinking of joining but I will only join a pirate corp that has dignity i hope you do.

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Re: killed after paying ransom
From: Sarkor Nafaar
Sent: 2010.01.06 01:21
To: Hostile Jones,

Hi Mr. Hostile

I regret to inform you we have no pirates in this corp. We are a thieving corp. All members of the corp are thieves. Urkal is a thief. I am a thief. We are all thieves here.

Here is how professions stack up in EVE.

Carebear Group:
Miners
Researchers
Industrialists
Scientists
Mission Runners
Explorers
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Semi-bad folks:
0.0 PVPers
Low-Sec PVPers
FW Players
Logistics Support
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Bad Folks:
Pirates
Red Folks
Gankers
Suiciders
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The Scum and Detritus:
Thieves (Ninjas)

As you can see...Pirates are nice folks compared to thieves. As to ransom...Pirates Ransom. Pirates have Reputations. Thieves...well...we steal stuff. If we could steal someone's reputation or dignity, we would.

Urkal stole from you. You shot at him. He stole more from your wallet. Then he stole the loot from your wreck. It's our profession. That's what we do. If Urkal gave your money back, he would be a pretty sorry thief and I'd have to expel him from the corp.

So...in summary...don't shoot at a Ninja. I know it will be hard...with a name like Hostile, but you should really try not to shoot at folks. You were the architect of your own demise.

Have a great EVE cycle...Sark